UCB Parents Jokes & Quotes: 
Great Truths About Life That Little Children Have Learned

1. No matter how hard you try, you cannot baptize cats.

2. When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.

3. If you sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the
   second person.

4. Never ask your 3-year-old brother to hold a tomato.

5. You can't trust dogs to watch your food.

6. Reading what people write on desks can teach you a lot.

7. Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.

8. Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac.

9. Never hold a dustbuster and a cat at the same time.

10. School lunches stick to the wall.

11. You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.

12. Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.

13. The best place to be when you are sad is in Grandma's lap.

• dr’s visit check

• dinner made check

-dishes done check

• workout check

• laundry check

• room cleaned check

• feeling like a decent wife and a productive human being check

Happy St Patrick’s Day! (a day late)

We were supposed to have been in our new place for 2 weeks already now. Instead we are still stuck in an uncomortable limbo, not knowing when or really if we will ever be able to move.

So what’s a girl to do at 12:30pm when she can’t sleep and that’s running through her mind? Blog about it of course. And shop for moving aids.

:) watching the oscars together. I love him!

my fingers feel so dry and exhausted that they kinda wanna fall off. but i suppose that’s what happens when you go on a cleaning frenzy at 11:30 at night. my kitchen is spotless. ds is my tub. ah…. i can sleep peacefully now.

lindswill:

‘Christians form a human chain around Muslims to protect them from disruptions during Friday prayer in Alexandria, Egypt.’

Wow. This is the example Christians are supposed to be setting.

My husband is with his family and I’m sitting at home depressed, waiting to go to work. Lame.

Love this man

Snuggling up with fresh cookies and the hubby :) good night!